Tag Tattle!
Are you a nosey feicer? Do you thrive on the juicy gossip swirling around the pitches? Do you find yourself in conversation saying things like “Go Away,” “She did not,” “You’re joking me,” and our personal favourite “sure nothing would surprise me with that fella.”
Well, our wonderful taggers, you’ve come to the right place.
Introducing TAG TATTLE, the monthly newsletter that brings you all the behind-the-scenes drama, the whispered rumours, and the “I-can’t-believe-I’m-hearing-this” moments from the Tag community in Cork.
For the low, low price of €4.99 per month, (first month free) you’ll gain access to a monthly newsletter where we collate all the gossip and the completely none of your business news that you are perfectly entitled to know:
- Exclusive Intel: Leaked Super League line-up changes, surprise call-ups to the Irish squad, how that team got away with having “too many internationals on their squad” and the REAL reason why that player mysteriously disappeared mid-season.
- Scandalous Social Scene: Hear all about the post-match antics, the questionable fashion choices, and the epic tales of “THEY DID WHAT” moments.
- The “How Did They Get That?” Files: We investigate the mysteries of Irish Tag selection. Was it talent? Luck? A particularly persuasive charm offensive? You’ll be the first to know.
- “I Told You So” Moments: We’ll keep you updated on all the gossip you overheard at the bar last week, just in case you were right.
But wait, there’s more!
Subscribe now and be first in the queue to bid for brand new, shipped in International standard players straight from OES, Oz Tag Equipment Supplies.
Additionally receive a complimentary copy of “The Art of the Taggy Dodge” – a guide to mastering the most scandalous moves on and most importantly off the pitch.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the Tag Tattle revolution today and become the most informed (and perhaps most feared) person in the Tag Republic!
Disclaimer: All content in Tag Tattle is purely speculative and based on entirely unreliable sources (mostly overheard conversations and wild imaginations). Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Subscribe now and prepare to be shocked, amused, and utterly entertained.
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P.S. We take no responsibility for any social awkwardness or strained relationships that may arise from reading Tag Tattle. You have been warned!
